Okay so starting yesterday, my boss at the Park is on temporary assignment for his boss who is at this very moment having brain surgery. By the way, if he's on temporary assignment, it means I act as temporary boss when hes not in the office! Hoh! Not glamourous or anything to be proud of, but hey....i like the sound of being the boss. LoL.
So back to the point....his boss is having brain surgery today and she expects to be back to work in 2 weeks. TWO WEEKS! If I were to even have a tooth pulled out, I would be out for a month. Homegurl is going to have her head cut open and she plans to be back in 2 weeks. And hows this? She has a benign non-cancerous tumor in her brain right in her right temple. Very unusual and it causes her ear to ring constantly so she's having it removed. The Surgeon told her he's never done that sort of procedure, NOBODY on the entire ISLAND of OAHU has ever done that procedure before! And homegurl still expects to be back to work in two weeks!
Pray for her please.
I watch too much friggin Grey's Anatomy.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Fink Aboud id!!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives ......
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas .......
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather .......
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ......
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ....
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials .......
You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .....
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ....
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ....
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ....
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ....
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives ......
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas .......
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather .......
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ......
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ....
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials .......
You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .....
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ....
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ....
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ....
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ....
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Earthquake
I know Im humungous, but I didnt cause the earthquake, I promise!!!
They say its the first big earthquake to hit the state in about 20 years. A whopping 6.6 on the Richter scale, this one put the entire state of Hawaii (all 7 islands) in crisis mode. I didnt even know it was an earthquake at first, only because I was driving back home from taking Dan to work. It was raining like crazy and there were already heaps of accidents on the road because of the rain...so I was driving miss daisy on the freeway at 45 mph! Hehehe. I was not crash another car and my mama was fuki moy ulu. No fank-it!
So on the way home, my radio dies out, my phone cant make or receive any calls, and Im like.....what tha?!?! Come to find out, all electricity on the entire island of Oahu is down. So Im like, SHIT YEAH! Does this mean I get the day off?!?! But since I cant make any phone calls to check, I have to get ready and go to work anyway, because if I dont show up and we miraculously have generators or somethin, my ass is totally fired. LoL. So I get there and tada! surprise surprise, no electricity in Kapolei either and no bloody generator. Everybody showed up to work, except the cooks! Hows that?! We would have an open restaurant in the middle of a crisis, and nobody to cook da food! Anybody for peanut butter and jelly sandwich with warm milk? That would be $12.95...there's inflation during crises, ya know!
So I get sent home "on-call" in case the electricity comes back on and we need to feed people after they already ran to stores to stock up on rice, spam, and toilet paper. In Hawaii, whenever a hurricane is comin or whatnot, those are the first to go! Cant survive without spam, rice and toilet paper! Ends up the electricity is out for 12 hours!!! From 7 in da morning to 6:30pm. So that meant no tv, computer, oven or stove, fans, anything! I spent the whole day playing scrabble, connect four, reading a book (that ive been trying to finish since may! hahaha loser, I know!) and talking to my family like we all actually like eachother. Haha. What did we do for food ya ask? Well, my grandma made some mean short ribs, teriyaki patties, and rice on da barbecue grill. She watches too much survivor!! Maybe we should send her on there and make her win us a million bucks. Nah....she would prolly be the first to get voted off the island. From trying to manipulate everyone. You know how old Samoan ladies are.....cunniving little women!! Hahahaha.
Anyway, that was my day. And now I feel like Im getting the flu. So Im taking the day off! Hoh! Hehehe. Thank God that nobody got hurt and our house is still in one big ol piece. Prayers go out to the people living on the Big Island where most of the damage occured.
See....I have a heart!!
They say its the first big earthquake to hit the state in about 20 years. A whopping 6.6 on the Richter scale, this one put the entire state of Hawaii (all 7 islands) in crisis mode. I didnt even know it was an earthquake at first, only because I was driving back home from taking Dan to work. It was raining like crazy and there were already heaps of accidents on the road because of the rain...so I was driving miss daisy on the freeway at 45 mph! Hehehe. I was not crash another car and my mama was fuki moy ulu. No fank-it!
So on the way home, my radio dies out, my phone cant make or receive any calls, and Im like.....what tha?!?! Come to find out, all electricity on the entire island of Oahu is down. So Im like, SHIT YEAH! Does this mean I get the day off?!?! But since I cant make any phone calls to check, I have to get ready and go to work anyway, because if I dont show up and we miraculously have generators or somethin, my ass is totally fired. LoL. So I get there and tada! surprise surprise, no electricity in Kapolei either and no bloody generator. Everybody showed up to work, except the cooks! Hows that?! We would have an open restaurant in the middle of a crisis, and nobody to cook da food! Anybody for peanut butter and jelly sandwich with warm milk? That would be $12.95...there's inflation during crises, ya know!
So I get sent home "on-call" in case the electricity comes back on and we need to feed people after they already ran to stores to stock up on rice, spam, and toilet paper. In Hawaii, whenever a hurricane is comin or whatnot, those are the first to go! Cant survive without spam, rice and toilet paper! Ends up the electricity is out for 12 hours!!! From 7 in da morning to 6:30pm. So that meant no tv, computer, oven or stove, fans, anything! I spent the whole day playing scrabble, connect four, reading a book (that ive been trying to finish since may! hahaha loser, I know!) and talking to my family like we all actually like eachother. Haha. What did we do for food ya ask? Well, my grandma made some mean short ribs, teriyaki patties, and rice on da barbecue grill. She watches too much survivor!! Maybe we should send her on there and make her win us a million bucks. Nah....she would prolly be the first to get voted off the island. From trying to manipulate everyone. You know how old Samoan ladies are.....cunniving little women!! Hahahaha.
Anyway, that was my day. And now I feel like Im getting the flu. So Im taking the day off! Hoh! Hehehe. Thank God that nobody got hurt and our house is still in one big ol piece. Prayers go out to the people living on the Big Island where most of the damage occured.
See....I have a heart!!
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Random thought....
Before I met Dan I always told people there are 3 men in this world whom I would marry on the spot, no questions asked. Here they are....
The ROCK....
The ROCK....
Why? Well DUH! Are you blind?!
Afatia Thompson....
Former UH Football Player, his new CD just got released, and he's F'n HOTT!
And it used to be Marques Tuiasosopo (Raiders Quarterback), but he sucks so he has to be bumped off the list and replaced by none other than
CHANNING TATUM.....
Major HOTTIE...and homeboy can DANCE!!!
But right now Im in love with
DAN ASUAO.....
He's my angel, my knight in shining armor, the one who puts up with my shit! LoL.
But to be honest, Id marry ANY of the above no questions asked! LoL. Let's just see who asks first, huh?! I wouldnt hold my breath!!!!
Monday, October 09, 2006
I'm bringin SEXY Back! Bahahahaha!!!
OKay okay okay.....Im finally writing a post! I dont really know what to say, but it seems like my fans miss me. Yep, all 2 of you! And they happen to be my cousins which makes the situation a lot more pathetic than it seems. I mean c'mon....they have no choice but to love me :P Or ACT like it!!! Bahahahaha.
So lately I have done nothing with my life but work and make money. And I've become really good at avoiding real decision making situations. Like a wise person once said, "It's all about mind over matter....if you dont mind, it dont matter!" Was that Bhuddah? Confucious? Oh no, it was my cousin Nanny!! Haha! Nowadays my biggest concern is what to wear to work. Oh the drama!
I guess Im not really over being back home...and taking a semester leave of absence because my classes are retarded and I dont need them to graduate. But mostly because Im retarded and I need a break! Im gonna be a teacher people....I'll be stuck in school for the rest of moy loyfe! I need a break....and Im a fat gurl, so my heart cant handle this shit! LoL.
Anyway, my trip to Samunda was GREAT! It kicked ass! I had heaps of fun and I wish I was still there. I caught up with my FAVORITE cuzzies, met some family i never knew i had! and I met a lot of great people. The clubs were closed and that was a bummer, but that didnt stop us from having fun!!! And I also got to spend time with Dan's family which was really nice. I THINK they like me all right and I really like them, which looks like a good sign for the future! Hehe. He's really great with my family here so it was really important to me to spend time with them and get to know them and prove how much I love Dan. Cuz we're both Samoan and we both know if we marry eachother, we marry our families! Scuurrrry aye? Tell me bout it!
And so nowadays Im even MORE obssessed with wedding stuff. I can watch wedding specials and tv shows all day, its sickening! Like any other girl, I dream about my wedding day. But now its like I dream 24/7 and in color....with commentary! I am constantly watching 'Whose Wedding is it anyway?", "Platinum Weddings", "Celebrity Weddings", "Wedding Cake Challenge", and "Bridezilla"....the latter being my favorite of course, cuz ya know Imma be a BRIDEZILLA! And I like to laugh at other people's drama. Hahaha. Dont act like you dont! So i've come up with a few ideas for my wedding- to be held in Samunda of course!- unless Dan gives in and we get hitched by Elvis in Vegas or some crazy selfish shit like that. So im not gonna bore the shit out of you OR give away my plans, so we'll just leave it at that. But if you're my bridesmaid, just rest assured that I will not let you look tacky on my wedding day. And I will try my best to persuade Dan not to choose fugly friends for his line. Scouts honor!
OKay thats all I can really think of right now. Well, all that I can share with the public of course! Dan's sleeping and nobody's online....so Im off to wake him up cuz Im bored! Muahaha! Fa laia pai pai!
So lately I have done nothing with my life but work and make money. And I've become really good at avoiding real decision making situations. Like a wise person once said, "It's all about mind over matter....if you dont mind, it dont matter!" Was that Bhuddah? Confucious? Oh no, it was my cousin Nanny!! Haha! Nowadays my biggest concern is what to wear to work. Oh the drama!
I guess Im not really over being back home...and taking a semester leave of absence because my classes are retarded and I dont need them to graduate. But mostly because Im retarded and I need a break! Im gonna be a teacher people....I'll be stuck in school for the rest of moy loyfe! I need a break....and Im a fat gurl, so my heart cant handle this shit! LoL.
Anyway, my trip to Samunda was GREAT! It kicked ass! I had heaps of fun and I wish I was still there. I caught up with my FAVORITE cuzzies, met some family i never knew i had! and I met a lot of great people. The clubs were closed and that was a bummer, but that didnt stop us from having fun!!! And I also got to spend time with Dan's family which was really nice. I THINK they like me all right and I really like them, which looks like a good sign for the future! Hehe. He's really great with my family here so it was really important to me to spend time with them and get to know them and prove how much I love Dan. Cuz we're both Samoan and we both know if we marry eachother, we marry our families! Scuurrrry aye? Tell me bout it!
And so nowadays Im even MORE obssessed with wedding stuff. I can watch wedding specials and tv shows all day, its sickening! Like any other girl, I dream about my wedding day. But now its like I dream 24/7 and in color....with commentary! I am constantly watching 'Whose Wedding is it anyway?", "Platinum Weddings", "Celebrity Weddings", "Wedding Cake Challenge", and "Bridezilla"....the latter being my favorite of course, cuz ya know Imma be a BRIDEZILLA! And I like to laugh at other people's drama. Hahaha. Dont act like you dont! So i've come up with a few ideas for my wedding- to be held in Samunda of course!- unless Dan gives in and we get hitched by Elvis in Vegas or some crazy selfish shit like that. So im not gonna bore the shit out of you OR give away my plans, so we'll just leave it at that. But if you're my bridesmaid, just rest assured that I will not let you look tacky on my wedding day. And I will try my best to persuade Dan not to choose fugly friends for his line. Scouts honor!
OKay thats all I can really think of right now. Well, all that I can share with the public of course! Dan's sleeping and nobody's online....so Im off to wake him up cuz Im bored! Muahaha! Fa laia pai pai!
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